Life is Funny
It is important to keep one’s sense of humor about life, it makes things easier. Here are some quotes about the humorous side of life. All quotes use the phrase “life is” – this is the first in the series.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue.
Victoria Wood
Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.
David Gerrold
Life is warped. I’m just in sync.
Margaret Atwood
Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits.
Dawson C. Walton
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott Adams
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Groucho Marx
Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
Josh Billings
Life . . . is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams
Life is better than death I believe if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Alice Walker
Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
Alan Bennett
Life is the art of being well deceived.
William Hazlitt
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Samuel Butler
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde
Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow.
Terri Guillemets
Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they’ll, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.
Ellen DeGeneres
Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack
Life is too short not to start something stupid.
Richie Norton
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schultz
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
Janvier Chouteu-Chando
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn
“Life is just too much for me. I’ve been confused right from the day I was born… I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast… We’re not really prepared…” “What did you want… A chance to warm up first?”
Charles M. Schulz
Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.
John Gay
Life is wasted on the living.
Douglas Adams
Life is like a cup of coffee: The more avidly you drink of it, the sooner you reach the dregs.
J.M. Barrie
The day you start accepting that life is a bitch and laughing over it, is the day you won’t seem to mind how many puppies she gives.
Manmeet Singh Narang
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Ogden Nash
Life is too short to learn German.
Oscar Wilde
If life is a game, I need new dice!
Jay Little
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Clifton Fadiman
Life isn’t life without real butter.
A.D. Posey
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.
Matt Simpson
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane
Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep-dish pizza.
Benedict Smith
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Dick Werthimer
A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
No apples here but a few peachy quotes on laughter.
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
Becky Alunan
All life is a jest, Imhotep – and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
Agatha Christie
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
L.M. Montgomery
Have a funny day, and life.
Ken